Funny One Liners: Sarcasms, Puns & Jokes in One Line

FunnyFunny one liners is a collection of short jokes, sarcasms, puns and sayings. Entertain your friends with some bombastic one liners with a sure outbursts of laughter.

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Funny one liners is a collection of short jokes, sarcasms, puns and sayings. Entertain your friends with some bombastic one-liners with a sure outbursts of laughter. There are thousands of one liners on a wide ranges of subjects in this collection. Please take note of the fact that some one-liners are adult oriented and hence for the grownups and friendly audience and may not be suitable for a family gathering. The collection is adequately categorized and tagged with key words to help you further.

The collection is comprised of over 3,000 funny one liners categorized into various topics. The data is available in TAB delimited Text, MS Excel Spreadsheet and MS Access Database format.

Funny One liners are categorized into following topics (listed in alphabetical order):

– Adults
– Personal
– Funny
– Insults
– Animal
– Sarcastic
– Puns

The database can be used for personal use; learning or research purpose; or as content for application, blog or website.

Data Structure:

Column Description Field Length
Category Subject of the one-liner collection Character (50)
Oneliner The One-Liner Character (255)
Keywords Keywords or tags in the funny one liners Character (255)

Total Records:

More than 3,000 funny one liners

Counts/Stats:

Category Count Of Oneliners
Adults 1068
Personal 759
Funny 607
Insults 496
Animal 80
Sarcastic 69
Puns 48

Sample Records:

Category Oneliner Keywords
Adults I love every bone in your body, especially mine. dirty, flirty, love
Adults What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball. dirty, men, what
Adults Old Chinese proverb: Rape impossible! Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down! life, sex, man, woman
Adults What’s the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature. men, money, what
Animal The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. animal, love, my, people, dog
Funny A procrastinator’s work is never done. life, never, work
Funny Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
Funny Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway. life
Funny A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
Funny I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen. attitude, life, alcohol
Funny The reward for a job well done is more work. life, work
Funny Time is what keeps things from happening all at once. attitude, time, what
Insults I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll make an exception. I, never
Personal How long have I been working for this company? Ever since they threatened to fire me. work, I
Puns A garage sale is actually a Garbage sale but the “”b”” is silent. life, puns
Sarcastic The difference between “”Girlfriend”” and “”Girl Friend”” is that little space in between we call the “”Friend Zone””. friendship, love, sarcastic

Package Size:
Approx 1 MB Zipped

Data Format:
Tab Delimited Text,MS Excel 2007 Spread Sheet,MS Access 2007 Database

Format Details:
The data is available in TAB delimited Text file, Spreadsheet (MS Excel 2007) format, and Database (MS Access 2007) format. Other formats may be available on request. An additional fee may be applicable for additional file format.

Key Phrases:
humorous short jokes, funny one liners, sarcastic sayings, interesting puns

Keywords:
one-liner, interesting, sarcastic, short, jokes, database, adults, funny, puns, sayings

Additional Info:
The collection is tagged with following keywords: alcohol, animal, attitude, autumn, beauty, bedroom, best funny, best man speech, birthday, black, blonde, boy, car, cat, character, cheating, christian, christmas, cigarettes, communication, death, differences, dirty, dog, drinking, drug, drugs, easter, family, fat, fighting, flirty, food, friend, friendship, funny, gay, genital, girl, girl friend, god, graduation, halloween, hangover, happiness, health, husband, I, inspirational, insults, intelligence, kids, laziness, life, living together, love, loyalty, man, marriage, men, momma, money, motivational, motorcycle, my, never, new year, obvious, people, political, puns, racist, relationship, retirement, rude, sarcastic, school, sex, sport, stereotypes, stupid, success, summer, thanksgiving, time, travel, ugly, vagina, valentines, vodka, wedding, what, when, who, why, wife, winter, wisdom, wives, woman, women, women in bed, work, you.

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