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Express Your Wit in One Line: Clever and Witty Status Collection

Express Your Wit in Short Message: Status Collection for WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook

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Best and comprehensive collection of popular, clever and witty statuses for Whatsapp, Twitter, Facebook and any other social media posting for that matters. Express your wit, entertain your friends, earn reputation in your social circle and become famous with your fantastic one-line status on every occasions and mood.

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Here is the best and comprehensive collection of popular, clever and witty statuses for Whatsapp, Twitter, Facebook and any other social media posting for that matters. Express your wit, entertain your friends, earn reputation in your social circle and become famous with your fantastic one-line status on every occasions and mood. Your status, a one line of short and creative thoughts, will surely bring joy and smile to your friends. Or may be two lines of shayari (excerpts from poem) from great sources will help reflect them upon life and it's philosophy. There are thousands of one or two liners on a wide ranges of subjects in this collection. The collection is adequately categorized and tagged with key words to help you further. The collection is comprised of over 6,000 statuses categorized into various topics. The statuses are usually one or two lines (separated by || characters) not exceeding a length of 140 characters and thus suitable for not only Whatsapp, Facebook and other social media but also suitable for tweeting or SMS. The data is available in TAB delimited Text, MS Excel Spreadsheet, MySQL Script, and MS Access Database format. The status collection for WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook are categorized into following topics (listed in alphabetical order): Angry, Anniversary, ASCII Art, Bangla, Bangla, Birth Day, Best, Best Funny, Birthday, Busy, Clever SMS, Cool Status, Coolest, Cute Every Occassion, Friends, Friendship, Funky, Funny, Girls and Boys, Good Morning, Good Night, Hindi, "Hindi, Emotional", "Hindi, Love", "Hindi, Romantic", "Hindi, Shayari", "Hindi, Shayari, Love", "Hindi, Shayari, Two Lines", Life, "Life, Hindi", Love, Relationship, Morning, Marathi, Marriage/Wedding, Miss You, Romantic, More Status, Motivational, My Birthday, Naughty, Popular, Punjabi, Punjabi, Diwali, Sad, School, Selfie, Shayari, Ghalib, Urdu, Shayari, Urdu, Short, Single, Smart Status, Smile, Sorry, Thank You, Top 250+, Weekend, Witty, Work The database can be used for personal use; learning or research purpose; or as content for application, blog or website.

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Column Description Data Type Width
Category Category of status Text 50
Status The status Text 140

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File Format Tab Delimited Text, MS Excel 2007 Spread Sheet, MS Access 2007 Database, MySQL Script
Format Details The data is available in TAB delimited Text file, Spreadsheet (MS Excel 2007) format, MySQL Script, and Database (MS Access 2007) format. Other formats may be available on request. An additional fee may be applicable for additional file format.
Total Records
More than 6,000 statuses
File Size Approx 1.2 MB Zipped, 3.0 MB Unzipped
Additional Info
A. For the "two-liners", e.g. two lines Shayari, the lines in the data are separated with pipe symbols ('||'). However, the combined length of the lines are always within the limits of 140 characters. Example: तेरा ख़याल दिल से मिटाया नहीं अभी, || बेदर्द मैं ने तुझ को भुलाया नहीं अभी| Users can split the lines during status post or App can split the lines during display, for example above data can be presented as: तेरा ख़याल दिल से मिटाया नहीं अभी, बेदर्द मैं ने तुझ को भुलाया नहीं अभी| B. Out of the 6,000+ entries in this database approximately 1,000 entries are non-english language mostly hindi, punjabi.
Keywords status, sms, whatsapp, facebook, twitter, social media, one-line, two-line, interesting, sarcastic, short, jokes, database, puns, sayings
Key Phrases whatsapp status, facebook status, twitter status, humorous short sms, funny one-liners, sarcastic sayings, interesting puns
Specific Terms and Condition
SECTION Description
ABOUT This document describes important terms and conditions about your use of the product purchased from eBusinessGems.com. By downloading and using this product you agree to these terms. Therefore, you must understand the following before you use this product
DISCLAIMER eBuisnessGems.com has compiled this product to be used as a repository of relevant information for those who are interested to know but eBuisnessGems.com assumes no responsibility for errors or omissions in these materials.
CAN - You CAN use this product for your own personal use, in your personal project, for knowledge or research purpose
CAN - You CAN use this database as content for application, blog or website to inform the users or visitors. But you should not present the content in it's original format and you should not allow any part of the content as a downloadable file.
CANNOT - You CANNOT re-sell, re-distribute or give away the database
CANNOT - You CANNOT use the database for any download website or similar site from where visitor can download the original database
OHER TERMS Unauthorized copying, distribution and use of this product is strictly prohibited.
Special Notes: As eBusinessGems is not the original author of the content it is not responsible for the inappropriateness or absurdity of the status if any may be deemed so. The purpose of the collection is merely for fun. Those are not meant to be serious. In an event if some status deem to be inappropriate or offensive or mean, please let us know we will be happy to remove that portion immediately and rectify the issue.

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Category Count
Angry 63
Anniversary 46
ASCII Art 73
Bangla 41
Bangla, Birth Day 10
Best 240
Best Funny 64
Birthday 63
Busy 37
Clever SMS 204
Cool Status 188
Coolest 329
Cute 63
Every Occassion 710
Friends 47
Friendship 35
Funky 25
Funny 123
Girls and Boys 125
Good Morning 103
Good Night 45
Hindi 80
Hindi, Emotional 20
Hindi, Love 41
Hindi, Romantic 62
Hindi, Shayari 16
Hindi, Shayari, Love 37
Hindi, Shayari, Two Lines 805
Life 47
Life, Hindi 15
Love, Relationship Morning 55
Marathi 44
Marriage/Wedding 38
Miss You, Romantic 54
More Status 484
Motivational 178
My Birthday 24
Naughty 80
Popular 310
Punjabi 171
Punjabi, Diwali 32
Sad 116
School 39
Selfie 122
Shayari, Ghalib, Urdu 85
Shayari, Urdu 76
Short 208
Single 91
Smart Status 49
Smile 60
Sorry 52
Thank You 32
Top 250+ 291
Weekend 57
Witty 20
Work 43

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Category Status
Angry Silence is the best way to react with angry man.
Angry Don’t get mad - Just get even.... !!
ASCII Art ƸӜƷ.•°*”˜˜”*°•.ƸӜƷ•°*”˜˜”*°•.ƸӜƷ
Best Aspire to inspire before you expire
Best Live life to EXPRESS not to IMPRESS
Hindi, Shayari, Two Lines तेरा ख़याल दिल से मिटाया नहीं अभी, || बेदर्द मैं ने तुझ को भुलाया नहीं अभी|
Hindi, Shayari, Two Lines लोग शोर से जाग जाते हैं साहब , || मुझे एक इंसान की ख़ामोशी सोने नही देती !!
Busy I am too busy to have a girlfriend.
Clever SMS There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.
Clever SMS A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
Clever SMS Study economics-when you’re unemployed, at least you’ll know why.
Clever SMS formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….
Clever SMS All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They.
Cool Status Dreams are just the brain’s Screensavers.
Cool Status Forgiving is not always forgetting, but forgetting is always forgiving
Cool Status love is like a coin look from both side
Hindi, Love Sacche pyar ki koi expiry date nahi hoti !!
Hindi Yaaro Ki Mehfil Aise Jamaite Hai, Kholne Se Pehle Botal Hilaite Hai...
Punjabi ਅੱਜ ਦੇ ਦੌਰ ਵਿਚ ਜੇਹੜਾ ਇਨਸਾਨ ਮੂਹ ਦਾ ਮਿੱਠਾ ਤੇ ਦਿਲ ਦਾ ਮਾੜਾ ਹੈ ਓਹ ਪੂਰੀ ਤਰ੍ਹਾ ਕਾਮਯਾਬ ਹੈ।
Top 250+ Take my advice, I follow it rarely.
Top 250+ You can disturb me….I’m available.
MySQL Script Example: INSERT INTO `Status` VALUES ('Life', 'Remember!! it’s just a bad day, not a bad life.'); INSERT INTO `Status` VALUES ('Every Occassion', 'Remember, half the people you know are below average.'); INSERT INTO `Status` VALUES ('Funny', 'If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.'); INSERT INTO `Status` VALUES ('Every Occassion', 'If you don’t stand for something, you will fall for anything.'); INSERT INTO `Status` VALUES ('Hindi', 'Paas aaye.. Dooriyaan phir bhi kam naa hui'); INSERT INTO `Status` VALUES ('Hindi, Shayari, Two Lines', 'रोने से और इश्क़ मे बे-बाक हो गए.. || धोए गए हम इतने कि बस पाक हो गए।'); INSERT INTO `Status` VALUES ('Hindi, Shayari, Two Lines', 'रोना ही है ज़िन्दगी तो हँसाया क्यो.. || जाना था दूर तो नज़दीक़ आया ही कयो..'); INSERT INTO `Status` VALUES ('Hindi, Shayari, Two Lines', 'लगता है खुदा मुझे बुलाने वाला है, || रोज़ मेरी झूटी कसमे खा रही है वो|'); INSERT INTO `Status` VALUES ('Top 250+', 'Remember you are the one who can fill the world with sunshine.'); INSERT INTO `Status` VALUES ('Best', 'If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.'); INSERT INTO `Status` VALUES ('Punjabi, Diwali', 'ਦਾਲ ਰੋਟੀ ਘਰ ਦੀ, ਦੀਵਾਲੀ ਅੰਬਰਸਰ ਦੀ'); INSERT INTO `Status` VALUES ('Punjabi', 'ਦਿਲ ਦਾ ਦਰਦ ਸਮਝਣ ਵਾਲਾ ਕੋਈ ਕੋਈ ਹੁੰਦਾ ..ਲੋਕੀ ਹੱਸ ਕੇ ਕਹਿ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਨੇ “ਚਲ ਕੋਈ ਨਾ”');

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