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Funny One-Liners: Sarcasms, Puns and Jokes in One Line

Funny One-Liners: Sarcasms, Puns and Jokes in One Line

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Funny one-liners is a collection of short jokes, sarcasms, puns and sayings. Entertain your friends with some bombastic one-liners with a sure outbursts of laughter.

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Funny one-liners is a collection of short jokes, sarcasms, puns and sayings. Entertain your friends with some bombastic one-liners with a sure outbursts of laughter. There are thousands of one liners on a wide ranges of subjects in this collection. Please take note of the fact that some one-liners are adult oriented and hence for the grownups and friendly audience and may not be suitable for a family gathering. The collection is adequately categorized and tagged with key words to help you further. The collection is comprised of over 3,000 one-liners categorized into various topics. The data is available in TAB delimited Text, MS Excel Spreadsheet and MS Access Database format. One-liners are categorized into following topics (listed in alphabetical order): - Adults - Personal - Funny - Insults - Animal - Sarcastic - Puns The database can be used for personal use; learning or research purpose; or as content for application, blog or website.

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Column Description Field Length
Category Subject of the one-liner collection Character (50)
Oneliner The One-Liner Character (255)
Keywords Keywords or tags in the one-liner Character (255)

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File Format Tab Delimited Text, MS Excel 2007 Spread Sheet, MS Access 2007 Database
Format Details The data is available in TAB delimited Text file, Spreadsheet (MS Excel 2007) format, and Database (MS Access 2007) format. Other formats may be available on request. An additional fee may be applicable for additional file format.
Total Records
More than 3,000 one-liners
File Size Approx 1 MB Zipped
Additional Info The collection is tagged with following keywords: alcohol, animal, attitude, autumn, beauty, bedroom, best funny, best man speech, birthday, black, blonde, boy, car, cat, character, cheating, christian, christmas, cigarettes, communication, death, differences, dirty, dog, drinking, drug, drugs, easter, family, fat, fighting, flirty, food, friend, friendship, funny, gay, genital, girl, girl friend, god, graduation, halloween, hangover, happiness, health, husband, I, inspirational, insults, intelligence, kids, laziness, life, living together, love, loyalty, man, marriage, men, momma, money, motivational, motorcycle, my, never, new year, obvious, people, political, puns, racist, relationship, retirement, rude, sarcastic, school, sex, sport, stereotypes, stupid, success, summer, thanksgiving, time, travel, ugly, vagina, valentines, vodka, wedding, what, when, who, why, wife, winter, wisdom, wives, woman, women, women in bed, work, you.
Keywords one-liner, interesting, sarcastic, short, jokes, database, adults, funny, puns, sayings
Key Phrases humorous short jokes, funny one-liners, sarcastic sayings, interesting puns
Specific Terms and Condition
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ABOUT This document describes important terms and conditions about your use of the product purchased from eBusinessGems.com. By downloading and using this product you agree to these terms. Therefore, you must understand the following before you use this product
DISCLAIMER eBuisnessGems.com has compiled this product to be used as a repository of relevant information for those who are interested to know but eBuisnessGems.com assumes no responsibility for errors or omissions in these materials.
CAN - You CAN use this product for your own personal use, in your personal project, for knowledge or research purpose
CAN - You CAN use this database as content for application, blog or website to inform the users or visitors. But you should not present the content in it's original format and you should not allow any part of the content as a downloadable file.
CANNOT - You CANNOT re-sell, re-distribute or give away the database
CANNOT - You CANNOT use the database for any download website or similar site from where visitor can download the original database
OHER TERMS Unauthorized copying, distribution and use of this product is strictly prohibited.
Special Notes: As eBusinessGems is not the original author of the content it is not responsible for the inappropriateness or absurdity of the one liner if any may be deemed so. The purpose of the collection is merely for fun. Those are not meant to be serious. In an event if some one liner deems to be inappropriate or offensive or mean, please let us know we will be happy to remove that portion immediately and rectify the issue.

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Category Count Of Oneliners
Adults 1068
Personal 759
Funny 607
Insults 496
Animal 80
Sarcastic 69
Puns 48

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Category Oneliner Keywords
Adults I love every bone in your body, especially mine. dirty, flirty, love
Adults What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball. dirty, men, what
Adults Old Chinese proverb: Rape impossible! Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down! life, sex, man, woman
Adults What's the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature. men, money, what
Animal The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. animal, love, my, people, dog
Funny A procrastinator's work is never done. life, never, work
Funny Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she's not coming back.
Funny Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway. life
Funny A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
Funny I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen. attitude, life, alcohol
Funny The reward for a job well done is more work. life, work
Funny Time is what keeps things from happening all at once. attitude, time, what
Insults I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. I, never
Personal How long have I been working for this company? Ever since they threatened to fire me. work, I
Puns A garage sale is actually a Garbage sale but the "b" is silent. life, puns
Sarcastic The difference between "Girlfriend" and "Girl Friend" is that little space in between we call the "Friend Zone". friendship, love, sarcastic

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