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Funny one-liners is a collection of short jokes, sarcasms, puns and sayings. Entertain your friends with some bombastic one-liners with a sure outbursts of laughter. There are thousands of one liners on a wide ranges of subjects in this collection. Please take note of the fact that some one-liners are adult oriented and hence for the grownups and friendly audience and may not be suitable for a family gathering. The collection is adequately categorized and tagged with key words to help you further.
The collection is comprised of over 3,000 one-liners categorized into various topics. The data is available in TAB delimited Text, MS Excel Spreadsheet and MS Access Database format.
One-liners are categorized into following topics (listed in alphabetical order):
- Adults
- Personal
- Funny
- Insults
- Animal
- Sarcastic
- Puns
The database can be used for personal use; learning or research purpose; or as content for application, blog or website.
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| Column | Description | Field Length |
| Category | Subject of the one-liner collection | Character (50) |
| Oneliner | The One-Liner | Character (255) |
| Keywords | Keywords or tags in the one-liner | Character (255) |
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| File Format | Tab Delimited Text, MS Excel 2007 Spread Sheet, MS Access 2007 Database | ||||||||||||||||
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| Format Details | The data is available in TAB delimited Text file, Spreadsheet (MS Excel 2007) format, and Database (MS Access 2007) format. Other formats may be available on request. An additional fee may be applicable for additional file format. | ||||||||||||||||
| Total Records |
More than 3,000 one-liners |
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| File Size | Approx 1 MB Zipped | ||||||||||||||||
| Additional Info | The collection is tagged with following keywords: alcohol, animal, attitude, autumn, beauty, bedroom, best funny, best man speech, birthday, black, blonde, boy, car, cat, character, cheating, christian, christmas, cigarettes, communication, death, differences, dirty, dog, drinking, drug, drugs, easter, family, fat, fighting, flirty, food, friend, friendship, funny, gay, genital, girl, girl friend, god, graduation, halloween, hangover, happiness, health, husband, I, inspirational, insults, intelligence, kids, laziness, life, living together, love, loyalty, man, marriage, men, momma, money, motivational, motorcycle, my, never, new year, obvious, people, political, puns, racist, relationship, retirement, rude, sarcastic, school, sex, sport, stereotypes, stupid, success, summer, thanksgiving, time, travel, ugly, vagina, valentines, vodka, wedding, what, when, who, why, wife, winter, wisdom, wives, woman, women, women in bed, work, you. | ||||||||||||||||
| Keywords | one-liner, interesting, sarcastic, short, jokes, database, adults, funny, puns, sayings | ||||||||||||||||
| Key Phrases | humorous short jokes, funny one-liners, sarcastic sayings, interesting puns | ||||||||||||||||
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| Category | Count Of Oneliners |
| Adults | 1068 |
| Personal | 759 |
| Funny | 607 |
| Insults | 496 |
| Animal | 80 |
| Sarcastic | 69 |
| Puns | 48 |
Sample
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| Category | Oneliner | Keywords |
| Adults | I love every bone in your body, especially mine. | dirty, flirty, love |
| Adults | What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball. | dirty, men, what |
| Adults | Old Chinese proverb: Rape impossible! Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down! | life, sex, man, woman |
| Adults | What's the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature. | men, money, what |
| Animal | The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. | animal, love, my, people, dog |
| Funny | A procrastinator's work is never done. | life, never, work |
| Funny | Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she's not coming back. | |
| Funny | Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway. | life |
| Funny | A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. | |
| Funny | I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen. | attitude, life, alcohol |
| Funny | The reward for a job well done is more work. | life, work |
| Funny | Time is what keeps things from happening all at once. | attitude, time, what |
| Insults | I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. | I, never |
| Personal | How long have I been working for this company? Ever since they threatened to fire me. | work, I |
| Puns | A garage sale is actually a Garbage sale but the "b" is silent. | life, puns |
| Sarcastic | The difference between "Girlfriend" and "Girl Friend" is that little space in between we call the "Friend Zone". | friendship, love, sarcastic |
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