Express Your Wit in Short Message: Status Collection for WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook

Here is the best and comprehensive collection of popular, clever and witty statuses for Whatsapp, Twitter, Facebook and any other social media posting for that matters. Express your wit, entertain your friends, earn reputation in your social circle and become famous with your fantastic one-line status on every occasions and mood. Your status, a one line of short and creative thoughts, will surely bring joy and smile to your friends. Or may be two lines of shayari (excerpts from poem) from great sources will help reflect them upon life and it's philosophy. There are thousands of one or two liners on a wide ranges of subjects in this collection. The collection is adequately categorized and tagged with key words to help you further. The collection is comprised of over 6,000 statuses categorized into various topics. The statuses are usually one or two lines (separated by || characters) not exceeding a length of 140 characters and thus suitable for not only Whatsapp, Facebook and other social media but also suitable for tweeting or SMS. The data is available in TAB delimited Text, MS Excel Spreadsheet, MySQL Script, and MS Access Database format. The status collection for WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook are categorized into following topics (listed in alphabetical order): Angry, Anniversary, ASCII Art, Bangla, Bangla, Birth Day, Best, Best Funny, Birthday, Busy, Clever SMS, Cool Status, Coolest, Cute Every Occassion, Friends, Friendship, Funky, Funny, Girls and Boys, Good Morning, Good Night, Hindi, "Hindi, Emotional", "Hindi, Love", "Hindi, Romantic", "Hindi, Shayari", "Hindi, Shayari, Love", "Hindi, Shayari, Two Lines", Life, "Life, Hindi", Love, Relationship, Morning, Marathi, Marriage/Wedding, Miss You, Romantic, More Status, Motivational, My Birthday, Naughty, Popular, Punjabi, Punjabi, Diwali, Sad, School, Selfie, Shayari, Ghalib, Urdu, Shayari, Urdu, Short, Single, Smart Status, Smile, Sorry, Thank You, Top 250+, Weekend, Witty, Work The database can be used for personal use; learning or research purpose; or as content for application, blog or website.

MySQL Script Example: INSERT INTO `Status` VALUES ('Life', 'Remember!! it’s just a bad day, not a bad life.'); INSERT INTO `Status` VALUES ('Every Occassion', 'Remember, half the people you know are below average.'); INSERT INTO `Status` VALUES ('Funny', 'If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.'); INSERT INTO `Status` VALUES ('Every Occassion', 'If you don’t stand for something, you will fall for anything.'); INSERT INTO `Status` VALUES ('Hindi', 'Paas aaye.. Dooriyaan phir bhi kam naa hui'); INSERT INTO `Status` VALUES ('Hindi, Shayari, Two Lines', 'रोने से और इश्क़ मे बे-बाक हो गए.. || धोए गए हम इतने कि बस पाक हो गए।'); INSERT INTO `Status` VALUES ('Hindi, Shayari, Two Lines', 'रोना ही है ज़िन्दगी तो हँसाया क्यो.. || जाना था दूर तो नज़दीक़ आया ही कयो..'); INSERT INTO `Status` VALUES ('Hindi, Shayari, Two Lines', 'लगता है खुदा मुझे बुलाने वाला है, || रोज़ मेरी झूटी कसमे खा रही है वो|'); INSERT INTO `Status` VALUES ('Top 250+', 'Remember you are the one who can fill the world with sunshine.'); INSERT INTO `Status` VALUES ('Best', 'If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.'); INSERT INTO `Status` VALUES ('Punjabi, Diwali', 'ਦਾਲ ਰੋਟੀ ਘਰ ਦੀ, ਦੀਵਾਲੀ ਅੰਬਰਸਰ ਦੀ'); INSERT INTO `Status` VALUES ('Punjabi', 'ਦਿਲ ਦਾ ਦਰਦ ਸਮਝਣ ਵਾਲਾ ਕੋਈ ਕੋਈ ਹੁੰਦਾ ..ਲੋਕੀ ਹੱਸ ਕੇ ਕਹਿ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਨੇ “ਚਲ ਕੋਈ ਨਾ”');