Funny one liners is a collection of short jokes, sarcasms, puns and sayings. Entertain your friends with some bombastic one liners with a sure outbursts of laughter.
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The collection is comprised of over 3,000 funny one liners categorized into various topics. The data is available in TAB delimited Text, MS Excel Spreadsheet and MS Access Database format.
Funny One liners are categorized into following topics (listed in alphabetical order):
– Adults
– Personal
– Funny
– Insults
– Animal
– Sarcastic
– Puns
The database can be used for personal use; learning or research purpose; or as content for application, blog or website.
Data Structure:
| Column | Description | Field Length |
| Category | Subject of the one-liner collection | Character (50) |
| Oneliner | The One-Liner | Character (255) |
| Keywords | Keywords or tags in the funny one liners | Character (255) |
Total Records:
Counts/Stats:
| Category | Count Of Oneliners |
| Adults | 1068 |
| Personal | 759 |
| Funny | 607 |
| Insults | 496 |
| Animal | 80 |
| Sarcastic | 69 |
| Puns | 48 |
Sample Records:
| Category | Oneliner | Keywords |
| Adults | I love every bone in your body, especially mine. | dirty, flirty, love |
| Adults | What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball. | dirty, men, what |
| Adults | Old Chinese proverb: Rape impossible! Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down! | life, sex, man, woman |
| Adults | What’s the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature. | men, money, what |
| Animal | The more people I meet, the more I like my dog. | animal, love, my, people, dog |
| Funny | A procrastinator’s work is never done. | life, never, work |
| Funny | Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back. | |
| Funny | Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway. | life |
| Funny | A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. | |
| Funny | I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen. | attitude, life, alcohol |
| Funny | The reward for a job well done is more work. | life, work |
| Funny | Time is what keeps things from happening all at once. | attitude, time, what |
| Insults | I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll make an exception. | I, never |
| Personal | How long have I been working for this company? Ever since they threatened to fire me. | work, I |
| Puns | A garage sale is actually a Garbage sale but the “”b”” is silent. | life, puns |
| Sarcastic | The difference between “”Girlfriend”” and “”Girl Friend”” is that little space in between we call the “”Friend Zone””. | friendship, love, sarcastic |
Package Size:Approx 1 MB Zipped
Data Format:Tab Delimited Text,MS Excel 2007 Spread Sheet,MS Access 2007 Database
Format Details:The data is available in TAB delimited Text file, Spreadsheet (MS Excel 2007) format, and Database (MS Access 2007) format. Other formats may be available on request. An additional fee may be applicable for additional file format.
Key Phrases:humorous short jokes, funny one liners, sarcastic sayings, interesting puns
Keywords:one-liner, interesting, sarcastic, short, jokes, database, adults, funny, puns, sayings
Additional Info:The collection is tagged with following keywords: alcohol, animal, attitude, autumn, beauty, bedroom, best funny, best man speech, birthday, black, blonde, boy, car, cat, character, cheating, christian, christmas, cigarettes, communication, death, differences, dirty, dog, drinking, drug, drugs, easter, family, fat, fighting, flirty, food, friend, friendship, funny, gay, genital, girl, girl friend, god, graduation, halloween, hangover, happiness, health, husband, I, inspirational, insults, intelligence, kids, laziness, life, living together, love, loyalty, man, marriage, men, momma, money, motivational, motorcycle, my, never, new year, obvious, people, political, puns, racist, relationship, retirement, rude, sarcastic, school, sex, sport, stereotypes, stupid, success, summer, thanksgiving, time, travel, ugly, vagina, valentines, vodka, wedding, what, when, who, why, wife, winter, wisdom, wives, woman, women, women in bed, work, you.
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